the man with the plan and then the revised plan

wow look at all these books
by and about people with exciting lives
treasures just waiting to be plumbed…
..
i will read a book a week without fail
except i don’t have time
especially with all the games out there
that are such fun
but i should stop frittering away my time
but I should enjoy life…
..
but terrible people are running my beloved country
into oblivion
so i should join the fight
but all of my champions and their foes
want money for the fight
my money
geez
they are bleeding me dry…
..
dear where are those
extra strength gummies?