Variety Pax

“I’ve been canning corn all day long,” she said Dolefully.

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Handedness

Lefty, southpaw, sinister fellow,

Unadroit and thus unmellow,

Upside-down guitar and scissors,

Glove on wrong hand, gosh, gee whizzers.

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Blanche is my favorite Golden Girl,” he said Ruefully.

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Glandedness

The sticky guy walks with a lymph,

The guy who’s gonadal desires a nymph,

The guy who’s thyroidal’s too fast to avoid

And splenetic frenetics seem raged due to ‘roid.

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“Who’s for a Victorian card game?” they said Whistfully.

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Can’t-Standedness

Some relative’s humidity

May make your flesh crawl slimily

And fascist-dupe stupidity

Makes goatish madfolk climb a tree.

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