activity streaker (non-acrostic)

activity streaker

my AI is passive-aggressive

when hesheit ells me

and the subtext is content creator, you are falling down on the job

nagging me softly with this notification

to produce produce PRODUCE

but i must not produce worthless content

for there is already an overabundance

of online timewasters and other trash

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the being of an activity streaker may entertain

given sufficient nakedness and/or relevance

so let’s run naked to local news/weather/sprouts

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the chemical leak in toledo

was due to some heat in a tank

thank goodness we dodged that torpedo

and have good responders to thank

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it’s sunny and crisp on our ave

and our sts and our rds are the same

but mention a crcl

a wiseacre jerk’ll

for this whirled series

say winter is coming, for shame

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take your dog to the mill for a walkie

and of happy-storms be a good brewer

be poets like horace

and sing like a chorus

of giulio neris

is half a sweep and pleasant-shocky

and a good-faith-in-baseball renewer

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to make this a good quick streak it should be a “One-minute read.” how’d we do?