goodbye, sweet hot phoenix

where a poetry bomb was brought

where a corridor was caffeinated

and a marriage was dissolved

I lived in the Valley of the Sun most of my life. I was able as a child to walk barefoot on asphalt in heat upwards of 110° F. In 1989 I and my then-spouse bought a house near 19th Avenue and Bethany Home Road, and about a year later our daughter was born at Community Hospital, less than a mile away. The marriage lasted 23 years, but was only intermittently happy.

hello, toledo, ohio

where my sweetheart has taken me on as cohabitant

whence we came after traveling in a 2023 kia soul

named celeste

At 11:52 PM the night of July 3rd, 2026 I left my apartment for the last time; the lease expired at midnight. I and my sweetheart spent our last night in Phoenix at the Hampton Inn & Suites. The morning of July 4 we left Phoenix; near sundown we found ourselves in downtown Albuquerque, New Mexico, looking for authentic New Mexican Mexican food. My sweetheart stepped on a sort of grating with small round cutouts, her flipflop caught an edge, and she pitched forward onto her face most of the impact was absorbed by her right knee and her nose near its bridge. We ended up ordering pizza delivery from Pizza 9, a chain based in New Mexico. It was delicious.

Next evening, after driving halfway through the Texas Panhandle, we stopped for the day at Amarillo and had appetizer takeout from the Red Robin across the street from our hotel. The pretzel bites were good but after a day of monotonous scenery of grass, wind farms, baled hay and occasional cows, we were too hypnotized to enjoy it much.

In Yukon, in metropolitan Oklahoma City, we had an unmemorable meal except for fried green beans while watching the U.S. soccer team fall to Belgium. The better team won, thank Goodness. That day we’d had nice cloudscapes and terrain that reminded my sweetheart Donna of her native Tennessee.

In Saint Robert, Missouri, near Lebanon, Donna and I had a DELICIOUS steak dinner at a place called Colton’s. We were a bit put off by the bad taxidermy of the trophy heads, though.

Next day was chaos and mishap. In Saint Louis sudden rain and an abrupt lane change lent themselves to a near collision, sending me into a narrow triangle of asphalt that was neither one lane nor the other, and only quick braking prevented a sideswipe. I did not shake, but was shaken.

Right past the stadium in Indianapolis the AI navigator announced a seventeen-minute slowdown, and gridlock prevailed. Just when it eased some came the news that a five-minute slowdown was imminent. It feels crawly to go from 70+ mph to less than a slow walk.

From then on, despite frequent lane closures and mowing and construction zones, driving was smooth. The “Welcome to Ohio” sign gave us a big boost. The “Highway 225/Toledo” turnoff was positively thrilling; and we rolled up our driveway before it was fully dark.

now we are in a town

that will become my town

as the end of one journey dovetails

into the beginning of another.

First supper at home

gas station catfish

To Lyn Herndon Burmeister

we drove across new mexico

intended to stop at tucumcari

but none of the exit signs said we were there

so we drove past tucumcari

and needing gas pulled in a valero

in the middle of new mexican nowhere

..

the gas station had a convenience store

the convenience store had cornmealed catfish

and we were starving

..

and my beloved tennessee sweetheart

ate the catfish

and found it good

though perhaps shy

of the epic catfish she had had when young

..

granted it is improbable to find catfish of this caliber

at a gas station

but i just moved from phoenix arizona

where many delicious burrito had by me

came from a chevron station on 3rd and indian school

i mean–you never know

the traveling identity

the car is stuffed and yet

there’s more that needs to go

and the traveler needs to leave in mere hours

and so the traveler does not complete

a final sleep in his rented apartment

which must be empty today

..

packed are boxes and boxes of sculpted birds

and acoustic guitar a bass guitar an amp

and a box containing a birth certificate

and other valuable considerations

..

yet to load is this bag of notebooks

within which the traveler codified his soul

stretched his imagination and his skills

..

it must be loaded

even if something dearly desired must be tossed

..

but a lightbulb over his head

becomes a beacon of hope

..

“climate-controlled storage” he whispers

with a slight smile of relief

..

most of his identity will travel

the rest will stay in the valley he loves

for three months

his soul will travel and yet stay

just a little longer

just a little

I tell diana in the rental office

i will not be able to move out at the end of the month

she says another month can be had

i say i need three more days at the most

she graciously prorates the days

going tikky-tik-tik on her calculator

it will be $133.06

cashier’s check or money order only

i walk in the late-june phoenix heat

to the mile-away money place

I am a first-timer

so they verify identity and take my picture

i walk out with the money order and receipt

in a hundred steps I realize I could use an envelope

even my fingertips are sweating

I change fingertip position a lot, avoiding soaking

i arrive at office and hand diana the money order

she has me fill out the pay to the order

and apartment number and signature

and then she smiles and tears off the stub

and hands me the stub which is my receipt

and i have three more pressure-relieving

cheaper-than-a-hotel-room days

I hadn’t done an acrostic poem in a long time, so when I unearthed an old sketchbook with the beginnings of an acrostic page on it, I wondered if I still had the knack. So I spent the last hour filling the space between PASTE and BOARD, Putting images in the cards I’d drawn in 2023, and signing, dating and photo editing the page.

It rhymes, it scans metrically, but it is vague near-gibberish–OR it is the bare bones of an ingenious Murder Mystery that the reader is invited to concoct. Time will tell. 🙂

Paste Board

Panty-waisted son of Job

Add a crime–away we go

Solve a mystery–so far a

Traitor tater stole a Gar

El Segundo, take a Card

Soon I will move from Phoenix, Arizona to Toledo, Ohio. I want to have all my wordly possessions reduced to what I can fit into my 2023 Kia Soul, with my sweetheart and future cohabitant Donna in the passenger seat.

The problem: I have dozens of ceramic works, and eight cases of comic books. The comic books alone would take up most of the cargo space in my vehicle. Same with the ceramics.

The strategy: I will donate all but a very few of the comic books to Friends of the Phoenix Public Library. I will pack up the ceramics and take what I can. The rest I will preserve in two dimensions, digitally…and abandon.

An ancient proverb goes something like “In the course of a long lifetime, a wise man must be prepared to abandon his baggage several times.” This is one such time.

It is June 22, 2026. Eight days from now I will leave Phoenix with a car full of my possessions. I have decided to take at most a dozen of my ceramic works.

This a table of about half of my ceramic works. The more to the left you look, the more likely it is that a given piece will end up in the dumpster.

It is no tragedy. Most of the pieces were done in haste and are consequently flawed; and this photo preserves the ideas behind the pieces. If I do a “remake” of a piece, it is guaranteed to be better than the original.

It tickles me to think that an archeologist of the future might find my work in a landfill.

As the proverb has it, “In the course of a long lifetime a wise man will find it necessary to abandon his baggage several times.”

the dirt-powder settles and,

stirred by a breeze,

floats over the kettle

and kicks up a sneeze.

let us not have martyrs to

spasms splenetic,

let’s mop up, for starters,

the floor allergenic,

and damp-ragly wipe up the

irritant surfaces,

unstraggingly pipe up

where we all get nervousest.

it’s good to be learned

and fine to be lean

but where health’s concernéd

it’s best to be clean.

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Booking, 19 June 2026

Every so often a book title joke floats by…

The Crack in the Sidewalk by Ava Neiss-Tripp (illustrated by C. U. Nicks-Fall)

But now this fastidious brain demands a plot, so let’s cook one up.

Joe dragged his feet, or anyway didn’t lift them enough. He was inventive enough to imagine a device that would help him avoid sidewalk cracks, and before he knew it he had had shoes made with toe cameras and imminent-crack-detection AI, and so he heard an alarm-sound when a crack candidate was two steps away. At the same time, in the same city, an equally inventive Molly Siefer Coddle, similarly crack-trip-prone, solved the problem with compressed-air footlifting-assist tech, and a geneticist named Noh Pronouns published a paper describing a modification to the human genome that would make humanity more graceful. Then a materials engineer perfected “the sidewalk of the future,” which had self-healing cracks. Two months later there was an extinction event, so there was no one around to trip over sidewalk cracks, which evolved sentience, and the wise cracks lived happily ever after, cracking each other up with stupid-human jokes.

Next time you stroll on a sidewalk, remember: if you step on them, you won’t trip on them.

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shave

disposable razor at the ready/gushing water warming/the old man blearily splashes his face/and fills his hand with gooey gel/and rubs his hands together/and rubs the goo al over his face

the foliage has spread down to his throat/and up to his upper cheekbones/and it is more bristly/more slice-resistant/yet still hasn’t filled in/still makes him loirsok like a candidate/for the drunk tank/if he lets it abide for three days or more

he rinses the slather off his hands/starts at the sideburn wannabe on the left/slaloms down the dizzy-gillespied cheek to the knot at the clenched jaw/and beyond

zambonis his left neck up to the jawline/cenerslices from larynx to chin/zambonis the right neck/then up the face over the puffed right cheek/to the other quasimodo sideburn/and then skates around right cheek and left/feeling with his non-razor hand/for random rogue hairs

now the under chin/with its special jowl-sector problems/requiring taut stretching of the sagflesh/and several special swipes

the chin has a tricky grain requiring up down&sideways/and the underlip is a mutant jungle/needing micro-machetes

now it is time for mustache removal/with the worst hairs catching and snagging the blade/and inflicting little wounds over the lip

the mouthcorners/pushed from within by the tongue/ seem so often to have ONE recalcitrant hair/that refuses to release its follicular grip

at long last the faceflesh is smooth

he likes to wipe the remaining foam off his face with his vanity towel/it looks so cool in the movies when the rugged hero does it/but it yields a gummy soap-residue towel/so he splashes and splashes it off

then the towel and the bits of toilet paper to stanch the tiny wounds

“see you tomorrow” he says to his reflection