
All my adult life I have been getting come-ons/For credit for timeshares for one-time-only offers
That are focused on my deservedness
“Here’s your new credit limit./You earned it. Take that vacation/You always wanted.
“You owe it to yourself.”
Sounded good/But had I read the fine print on the back/And the APR (Annual Percentage Rate) of 29.2%
I would have concluded/That I owed it to myself/To flee earnestly
I learned my lesson/But apparently the electorate did not/And voted for president a proxy/To fulfill their basest desires
He will kick ass and take names/For lists for future ass-kickings
He will purge his land of the shithole rabble
He will take additional steps to ensure that his will/IS The Will of the People
Or else!
And a vast army of REAL Thugs/Slavers to do his bidding
And the Bible he defiled and sold
Says
“Verily, they shall have their reward.”

