Morning Borning / Toe Tag / Customer Feedback

Morning Borning

My Spring Training / MLB

Optimizes Hope; lets see. O

Razzmatazz gives DOOM what for

Near-misses send it off with scorn

If circus tents provide a ring I

Netlessly make gaspers keen

Gained wisdom makes the harpers sing

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Toe Tag

Ta-ta resort

O faulty aorta

Enigmas a-courting

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Customer Feedback

Comfort meager; value half

Usher like a stoned giraffe

Service pure crap à la mode

Tidiness? A wreck untowed

Oversight done by a slob

Managed by a doornail’s knob. A

Euphemism played très chic

Refundable ’round Tuesday week